Coyote Captured in Central Park

NYC Coyote Story

NYC Coyote Photo Gallery

I am Not a Tortoise

I am not a tortoise
but if I were a tortoise
I would be a giant tortoise


250 Year Old Tortoise Dies

Ron Jeremy and Turtle Cherry

Do You Cook for Your Pet?

“Ah, the life of a San Fernando Valley Porn Puppy is quite the life!”
- Taylor Wayne

In Pornstar Pets, Taylor Wayne cooks some scrumptious spicy shrimp for Buddy and Boo Boo. She then proceeds to hand-feed the dogs piece by piece. Sounds like quite the life to me!

Rebecca Lord feeds her Boxers ground beef and rice, Teri Weigel’s Shelties like to have animal crackers as a snack.
My dogs eat table food along with (fancy, designer) kibble. Hans loves broccoli, tofu, Thai food and, of course, steak. He’s pretty healthy for an old dude (and spoiled too!)

It's great to share a meal with a friend, but remember, your pets cannot eat all of the foods that you do…

Pet Food Poem for Hans

Foods you Should Not Feed Your Dog
The Dog Owner’s Guide to Food and Nutrition
Foods You Should Not Feed Your Cat
Cat Nutrition

Free the Los Angeles Elephants

Driving across Beverly Blvd. the other day, Mr. Miller noticed a billboard that mentioned something about our Mayor and some elephants. WTF? There was too much traffic to take my eyes off the road so I made a mental note to think about it later. This evening I was wondering if any pornstar had ever had an elephant as a pet. (According to legend in my hometown in the Hudson Valley, Billy Burke and Flo Ziegfeld were rumored to have had a pet elephant ..... so why not a pet elephant here ....in the San Fernando Valley?) My mind wandered back to the billboard. I surfed around and found this quote:

"My interest is in ensuring our elephants are healthy and safe and I believe they are safer when they are not in zoos," LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa

So why do we still have elephants in the Los Angeles Zoo?

Just think about it- If you were a big elephant, would you be happy trapped in a little concrete zoo?

Please help the Los Angeles elephants get to a healthy animal sanctuary where they can live out the rest of their lives in a natural environment.

Sign the Free the Elephants Petition

Last Chance for Animals

Animal Sanctuaries from PAWS
(Performing Animal Welfare Society)

Elephant Free Zoos
(you'll cry when you read some of these stories)

Brittany Andrews and Kitty Cat Skoshi

Laundry List of Pets

I was just looking some at some old editing notes and came across this list. Hmm... later tonight, perhaps after a glass of red wine, I might just watch the DVD again to see if there really are 94 pets in the movie. I actually think we may have missed a couple of Lena Ramon’s newts!

Sunset Thomas: Border Collie “Domino” and a stable of horses
Teri Weigel: Sheltie “Pleasure” & her litter of 7 pups, Sheltie Zorro, 2 snakes, 1 hamster & 2 birds
Ron Jeremy: Rescue turtle “Cherry” and bunny “Tyrannosaurus Rex”
Kitten Natividad: Pitbull “China” and 3 kitties: “Negro”, “Tina” and “Lovee”
Kim Chambers and Scott Styles: Exotic Sugar Gliders “Little Girl” and “Queer”
Brittany Andrews: Bengal and Abyssinian cats “Ahab” and “Skoschi"
Mr. Marcus: Peek-a-Poo puppy Princess
Rebecca Lord: Boxer siblings “Beavis”, “Leon” and “Lolita”
Taylor Wane: Yorkie “Buddy” and big rescue dog “Boo Boo”
Shay Sights and Nick Manning: Rescue Chihuahua “Tim”, rescue kitties “Willie,” “Camille”, “Alburt” and Gill the fish
Sharon Mitchell: Macaw “Boo”
Melissa Monet: German Shepherd mix “Bonnie”
Evan Stone and Jessica Drake: Star dog “Sadie” and Malamute “Sky”
Violet Blue: Rat “Lithium” and Cat “Blue”
Jeremy Steele: Turtle “Socrates” and 3 chinchillas
Lena Ramon: Giant millipedes, 3 dogs, 1 rabbit, 1 hamster, 3 snakes, 15 fish, 3 mice, 5 rats, 3 frogs, 3 newts (I’ll save the “thirty-something” names for later!)
Airforce Amy @the Moonlight Bunny Ranch: Bengal kittens “Mufasa”, “Nala” and “Kiara”
Caressa Kisses @the Moonlight Bunny Ranch: Teacup Chihuahua “Tito”
LaTia Lopez: Pitbull puppy “Platinum”
Bill Margold: Cats “Pogo” (now deceased) and “Samson”
Dave Pounder: Former death row kitty “Anthrax”
Anastasia Sands: White Persian cat “Banjo”

My Dog Hans

Hans has been with me since July 1992 when we found each other on the corner of 29th Street and Second Avenue in New York City. Hans turned 15 in January and although he’s blind, deaf and incontinent, he still manages to eat like a horse and get himself all around the house and garden with only minor inconvenience.